Golden Coach - Shetland Islands

Ordered a takeaway, honestly the service is so bad it feels like you've interrupted their day! Never mind Chinese food, this food was the worse meal of ANY kind I've had in Shetland. My rubbish bin loved it, at over £50 it should do to. One to avoid unless you want you want to feel unwelcome, get the smallest portions for the highest prices and be served with the blandest oriental food ever. A little seasonings might have made it edible, unlikely I know but at least it would have shown that someone in the business cared about how it tasted. Portion size was abysmal for that amount spent, at least a 3rd less than others doing similar dishes. Overall although not pleased with the whole experience, it at least it means I can help others make an informed choice based upon actual usage, and that alone is probably worth the money spent on immediately throwing away the half empty bin bag with its shockingly poor tasteless contents.

Such a sour face. Why not a happy greeting? Even the words gave the feeling I wasn't really welcome. The crispy noodle chow Mien was flavorless and some noodles were burned just as the initial smell indicated. Sloppy cooking. Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: £10–20 Food: 2 Service: 2 Atmosphere: 3

Lost for words. Possibly the most miserable and nonchalant waiter ive ever been served by. Totally indifferent and it was like we were a massive interuption to his already dull existance. Not one bit of happiness from him. Ordered mains and sides. Served super quick which is always a concern to me. I went for a thai green curry. Nothing like one. Food was nothing more than distinctly average and over priced. Service with a smile was non existant. Same as any gratitude for the custom. Zero atmos and disgusting gents facilitiesthat need some serious attention. Id sooner make Asian food myself than return to this dump. Shame on the owner all round. Sack the waiter or keep the clown on sink duties. Not recommended.

Pancake rolls for starter £4.20 for a pint orange and lemonade was a bit expensive, though. Chicken satay and I chose beansprouts instead of rice, very tasty. Price per person: £50–60 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Went with a group of friends, the portion sizes are alot for how much you pay like £4 for a small plate of chips. The service was terrible I didn't get what I asked for and alot of items ordered were also wrong or forgotten. The sauce that comes with the sweet and sour chicken balls isn't even enough to cover 1 ball. And if you want more they charge you. Overall I'd probably try the other Chinese places first. Unless you want to spend a bomb on sub par food. Also my friend got sick from the chicken balls aswell so highly don't recommend.